My Lethal Coffee

Edited on 2011 hours, 29th Nov 2005. Reason: Nobody understands what “Bintang Rusa” is…sheesh. clue: *$

I still have 30 minutes of rendering and no other work so I’ll make a confession:

I don’t know how to make coffee.

Last Saturday I made coffee for myself (luckily, depends on how you look at it). The taste was definitely out of this world. It’s a cross between diesel mixed with vinegar with a hint of crushed Paracetamol. As a result I had sore throat until today and I caught a fever. I didn’t know coffee can be used to make bioweapon. You want to hire me, Bush? I can make coffee for you. How ’bout you, Sharon?

I can start my own Starbucks franchise. I’ll call it Bintang Rusa. Don’t get it? Clue: *$

Still got 20 minutes. ~sigh~

*just realised I have the tendency to spell coffee as coffe.


Comments

2 responses to “My Lethal Coffee”

  1. it must something wrong with your coffee bean.. taste like petrol + vinegar is so much like coffee bean expired..
    heehee….

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    blurryreen

    zam,

    starbucks[the store tht u wanted to open up] just open their first ever cafe here in dublin.imagine that!!! how far behind dublin is in term of coffee-civilisation..sad..pathetic..but here’s a good news-u can learn how to make great coffee from me! hehe coz i worked in a caffe during last summer,and i had to go thru barista training under bewleys[the biggest irish coffee company here] for my job in the cafe that i worked at.so,nxt year when i come back,just pop around at my home and i’ll teach u how to make wicked hazelnut latte!