I was attacked by a virus. It usually attacks salary slaves like me beginning 15th to the 1st week of the following month. Also attacks students at the end of the semester and before they got their loans. This virus attacks your wallet, your bank account, your coin compartment in your vehicle, and even your tabung buloh, tabung ayam or tabing tin milo.
No vaccine found yet, nor there’s a cure. Some say they have found the cure, but it doesn’t work on everybody. Temporary treatment for instant relief is called Caniborrowsomemoney-Illpayyouwhenigotmygaji treatment. The success rate depends on how often you undergo this treatment. The more frequent you went for it, the less chance of success.
As a result, I didn’t manage to join my friends from Japan to watch Afdlin Shauki’s Why You Still Fat Standup Comedy Show…sobs