10 Things I DEFINITELY never heard about me

After failing in my quest to learn about myself, Intan gave me this trivia about me, that I definitely have never heard of.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizzam!

  1. Lizzam will often glow under UV light.
  2. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Lizzam in your ear 700 times!
  3. There are six towns named Lizzam in the United States!
  4. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Lizzam.
  5. Bananas don’t grow on trees – they grow on Lizzam.
  6. A lump of Lizzam the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  7. Lizzam has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  8. In his entire life, Lizzam will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  9. Lizzam can’t drink – he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
  10. Lizzam is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!

I am interested in – do tell me aboutherhimitthem

#1 – my safety feature, when walking in the dark.
#6 – The bananas are Pisang Tanduk, not Pisang Emas, okay. Pisang emas is to be bawa belayar only
#10 – It was a long time ago when I photographed for the cards, I didn’t hit puberty yet.


Comments

10 responses to “10 Things I DEFINITELY never heard about me”

  1. hahahaha.
    uuuuuuu… pisang tanduk yeww !!

    ahaks.

  2. hahahaha.
    uuuuuuu… pisang tanduk yeww !!

    ahaks.

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  4. pisang grows on you? sure about that dude? muakakakakakaka….

    owh.. what else?

    “Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Lizzam in your ear 700 times!”

    err…u mean Lizzam is tahi telinga?

    “Lizzam has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.”

    are you a fish or something? *scratch nose*

    “In his entire life, Lizzam will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.”

    or a bee? bzzz.. bzzz.. bzzz…

    “Lizzam is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!”

    yeah right without moustache.. but i certainly know what hair he has and where..

    muakakakakakakaka !

  5. cik PMS : huih…teruja sampai ada double post!

    wlady : “yeah right without moustache.. but i certainly know what hair he has and where..” – where Nina, where indeed. am very intrigued…pernah tengok ke?

  6. In his entire life, Lizzam will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.

    err.. are u ure it’s honey? LOL!

  7. opps.. *sure

  8. sinaps : aha, what’re u thinking, girl?

  9. dude… u have the pisang rite…? yeah that “pisang”

    har har har…

    his moustache shrink n grow on his leg. xcaye suoh lizam tunjuk

  10. kap : jangan la kap…kang blog aku kena ban sebab tunjuk bulu kaki yang berlebihan…huhuhu