An interview with a Malaysian, A (not the person’s real name) about the news last evening,
A: News? Oh Siti’s getting married to Datuk Khalid at last. They’re getting both going to be engaged and bernikah on 21st August, and have 2 wedding receptions on the 28th August and 3rd September. You want me to into details? I can give you some views on what I think about their marriage.
Me: Even Mawi’s story have dimmed out, yes?
A: Yeah. I think there’s no new story on him as yet. But I’ve gotten some inside story on them from my sources. I know a lot of gossips, you know.
Me: No thanks. I think my email inbox is full of them already. by the way, what about the tsunami in Indonesia?
A: Tsunami? Isn’t that an old story. It’s more than a year already.
Me: No, there was a Tsunami in Indonesia yesterday, in Pulau Jawa.
A: Oh, I think I missed that. (Scratches head)
Me: What about Israel’s 7 day long attack on Lebanon? And Hizbullah’s retaliation at Haifa?
A: Haifa? Where’s that? I think I switched channel after that.
Me: oh…ok… (walks away)