Januari Share pisang dengan monyet kat zoo…terbaek!! Kalau anak lahir time Subuh, nak kena azan Subuh jugak ke? Omgpptdocxaspxflaphpexe!!! B6BYC-6T7C3-4PXRW-2XKWB-GYV33 Sapa kenal series ni? tanpa search kat google tau! Gila banyak social conmentary dalam cerita Bujang Lapok ni.. Sejak Ana Rafali menang AJL ni, budak2 metal pun dah mintak mp3 lagu dia…huhu In a Malay…

Sesuatu yang baru aku belajar hari ini. selama ini aku di suap dan tidak bertanya, tapi peribahasa “Harapkan pagar, pagar makan padi” itu salah penggunaannya. Secara logika, orang tak pagar padi tu. Sawah pun tak ada pagar. Batas adalah. Tapi kita tak bertanya. Terima saja tanpa soal. Sedangkan, yang sebetulnya adalah “Harapkan pegar, pegar makan…

Budak: Abah,tak boleh hisap rokok kat kedai. Nanti terbakar. Abah: ish, tak ada la. Bapak berhati2. Takkan terbakar tempat ni Budak: bukan terbakar kat sini, kat Neraka…  

I started using Samsung phones since 2009, with the release of Samsung Jet. Before that, I was loyal to Nokia and Sony Ericsson, both leadrs of good phones then. Jet promised to be ‘Smarter Than Smartphones’, but that’s too tall an order to achieve. Especially in the wake of iPhones, and Windows Mobile phones. Android…

I was watching Toy Story and browsing 9Gag at the same time and I thought of this: 9gag.com is changing my life!!

When doing something good, nothing is more important than doing everything right. 1 wrong is more glaring than a thousand rights.

In my humble opinion, of course. One day my son came back from preschool crying. “People made fun of my teeth. They called me Jongang!” he was buck-toothed. ‘Jongang‘ is the Malay term for it. So I sat beside him. I played “We are the Champions” by Queen as a background. Even kids my son’s…

I want to open a mamak restaurant and call it “Gymnasium”. So people can brag “I was at the Gym till 3 am last night!”

Kalau hasil penulisan blog dijadikan buku maka jadilah Blook (Blog + Book). Tapi kalau penulisan tweet? Twook? Kalau penulisan status Facebook pulak? Fook? Steve Martin menulis buku berdasarkan mesej Twitternya