Weekly Top 40, Bluqube style

We Be Burning⁴⁰ so you’d better Shake It Off³⁹. Seriously, between You and Me³⁸, If It’s Love That You Want³⁷, we got to maintain the Temperature³⁶. Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been³⁵, especially My Humps³⁴. I live a Luxurious³³ life, despite the Rush³² and the fuel price hike. So i’ll just lay low Right Here³¹, and Wake Me Up When September Ends³⁰.

But the Girl Next Door²⁹ will never shut up. because of those Stupid Girls²⁸ , I’m Sprung²⁷ and alert, awoken from my dream, which is about my One Wish²⁶, to have a Feel Good Inc.²⁵, where inc. stands for ‘income’.

Baby, Everytime We Touch²⁴, my ‘Beep²³‘ will go up high, as high as the Beverly Hills²², so Don’t Forget About Us²¹. It’s Because of You²⁰, you know. Ah.. There It Go¹⁹, I said it. I know you’re a Gold Digger¹⁸, but you shouldn’t go around and dig your ‘gold’ (read:bijih) everywhere, sometimes even using your thumb.

SOS¹⁷ really meant Save Our Souls, not Same Old Sh*t or Special Offer Sales. But no, you won’t let it Be Without You¹⁶ dragging me all 8 (operational) floors of Berjaya Times Square. Since it’s a session of window-shop-till-you-drop, I could just mutter ‘Sugar, We’re Going Down¹⁵‘ just before I Crash¹⁴ half concious on the bench.

I still have the Photograph¹³ you gave me while you Pump It¹² before you Run It¹¹,whatever that means. I didn’t ask, because I won’t understand, but You’re Beautiful¹⁰ in it. I can’t forget the way you Shake That⁹ Liquid Paper when you tattooed ‘Stickwitu⁸‘ on my arm with it. It’s cute when my skin got rashes and you said “How would I know Liquid Paper was not meant for doing tatto..”

But that’s before you Walk Away⁷, with our Dirty Little Secret⁶.Unwritten⁵,maybe, but not unknown. It’s just unwritten because you don’t know how to write, you even spell ‘girl’ as Grillz⁴. If you think you can use your Dance Dance³ Revolution techniques to find someone better than me, make sure that he can see your brain, so he can Check On It².

I’m So Sick¹ of writing this sh*t.

(those in bold are songs from the Rick Dee’s Weekly Top 40 countdown on 13th March 2006. Order of appearance follow the ranking on the list, from #40 to #1.)