Have you heard of the news about the Swedish authority denying the application of a Swede couple to name their child Metallica? Now that couple sure are die hard Metallica fans.
But I pity the kid if the authority did let them name the child Metallica. Imagine his first day in school.
Teacher: Hi there, care to tell the class your name?
Metallica: Hi all. I’m Metallica.
Teacher: Oh, that’s funny. Now come on, and tell the class your real name.
Metallica: No, really. My name is Metallica.
Teacher: That’s it young man. The first half hour of your 11 years in school and you already start to bullsh*t me!
Metallica: But…But…
Teacher: No but s. Off to the principle’s office!
Okay, maybe I’m overdosed with Calvin and Hobbes right now, after all, I have a PDF of C&H daily comic strip from 1985 to 1995 to read!
Oh, and what if, he grew up to be a politician? What if he runs for the Prime Minister?
How can we differentiate this:
From this?
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4 responses to “Vote for Metallica!!!”
The parents needs mental counseling for being plain stupid, or bitchslapped, whichever works better. 🙂
heheh to gallivanter’s comment.
Vote Nirvana
Vote Pearl Jam
Gallivanter : I think we don’t need to do either…we just need to do both!
Rotidua :Vote New Boys tanak ke?
i love metallica.
i wake up to master of puppets.
i’d name my first born nur metal ika.
😛