Lizzam

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  • The Greatest “Jongang” in the World.

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    In my humble opinion, of course. One day my son came back from preschool crying. “People made fun of my teeth. They called me Jongang!” he was buck-toothed. ‘Jongang‘ is the Malay term for it. So I sat beside him. I played “We are the Champions” by Queen as a background. Even kids my son’s…

  • Gymnasium Nasi Kandar

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    I want to open a mamak restaurant and call it “Gymnasium”. So people can brag “I was at the Gym till 3 am last night!”

  • Twook?

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    Kalau hasil penulisan blog dijadikan buku maka jadilah Blook (Blog + Book). Tapi kalau penulisan tweet? Twook? Kalau penulisan status Facebook pulak? Fook? Steve Martin menulis buku berdasarkan mesej Twitternya

  • Raining Crap

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    “Oh Crap! It’s Raining” is better than “Oh, it’s raining crap!”

  • The Immortals Will Die But Live Forever

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    Those who attended my classes (UiTM Puncak Perdana – Interactive Multimedia), would remember me pointing out to Steve Jobs, for his ingenuity, and mastery in creating an unmatchable aura in each of his presentations. If you have no idea who Steve Jobs is, surely you have heard of his brainchildren: the Mac, iPhone, iPad, Pixar,…

  • Does Your Partner Love You Enough?

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    Girls, do the world a favour. If your guy does not use the indicator while driving; dump them. They don’t love you as much as they said they do. If its your husband, give them the silent treatment for a week. They deserve more, but let them learn, Guys, do the same to your gals…

  • Honeymoon! Day 4-5

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    Okay, this has been in my draft folder for quite some time. I guess i should finish this. Even the plan was toget up early and head to Jesselton Point to go island hopping, but we woke up late, and wifey had a case of stomachache. Maybe it was the Soto last night. Adding salt…

  • Sejarah

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    Sejarah adalah rekod kejadian berdasarkan satu pihak. kalau dua pihak maka akan jadi dua jarah.

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    trying to update several posts at once…see if this works!

  • Honeymoon! Day 3

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    We woke up to a heavy downpour. If it’s any other day, it would be blissful to sleep in. However, we’re supposed to hitch a ride with Zoefri to the ferry terminal, and he leaves at about 7am, so we braved the coldness to bathe in the rainy morning. Since we already bought the ferry…