Lizzam

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  • RM 20 For A Movie Ticket?

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    The news today mentions about the suggestion made by Malaysia Film Producers Association (MFPA) to increase the ticket price of foreign blockbuster movies to RM20, while local movies enjoy the same rate as it is right now. As an avid movie-goer, this worries me. First, the positive side. Our own local movies have always fought…

  • Lega

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    “Lega?” Aku terkejut. Aku terhenti dari menyarung stokin. Mendongak, mencari punca suara. Dia bercakap dengan aku rasanya. Muka ku memancarkan mesej ‘aku tidak paham’. Aku tak tahu telepati. “Lega, dah solat Zohor,” nampaknya dia pandai juga membaca mimik muka. Tak perlu telepati. “Kalau belum solat, rasa tak selesa je. Bukan lama, 5 minit je pun.”…

  • Benda Panjang Dalam Seluar

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    “Eh, mana air mineral tadi?” Dia. Sambil menmintal-mintal ekor tudung. “Ada ni, dalam poket seluar.” Aku. Mengorek syiling dari dompet. Menabung di mesin parking. “Wah, botol panjang tu pun boleh muat dalam seluar?” “Biasa la, seluar ni ‘benda’ yang lagi panjang pun boleh muat.” “Benda apa?” aku diam, biar dia berfantasi sebentar. “Kaki.”

  • Bapakku Kahwin Lagi

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    “Haa…sila, sila masuk. makan dulu ye.” “Terima kasih. Ni bapak pengantinnya ke?” “eh tak…bapak pengantin ada kat pelamin tu. Diaorang baru nak bersanding.” “Sesi bergambar ke?” “tak… bapak nya kawin sekali!“

  • 2008: A Musical Year

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    First there was Camp Rock. Then we got Mamma Mia! Shortly after was High School Musical 3. And on the theatre side, we got the likes of Sinbad, Mamma Mia, and even Impak Maksima. But when PLKN’s advert’s doing a musical, that does it. Now where’s that darn remote…

  • 2008 Tahun Musikal

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    Mula-mula ada Camp Rock. Lepas tu ada Mamma Mia! Kemudian ada High School Musical pulak. Tak cukup dengan tu, ada Teater Sinbad, Mamma Mia, Impak Maksima pun ada.. Tapi paling aku tak tahan bila iklan PLKN pun nak buat musikal jugak. Tak pasal-pasal aku kena capai remote. Hampeh

  • Tahniah

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    Tahniah kepada yang semakin tua, Tahniah kepada yang bakal berdua, Tahniah juga kepada yang berbadan dua.

  • Keanu Khan

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    During my Matriculation years, I have a plan to dub The Matrix in Malay, specifically in Kedahan / Penang accent. But, till this day, I haven’t find the time and the will power to do it. But now, I have the perfect chance to see Keanu speaking in a foreign language. I wonder if they…

  • J.Bond

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    James Bond: [Interrupting the opera house conversation] Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet. Mamat sebelah aku : Tu Sony Ericsson baru kan? C902,kan? Mamat sebelah mamat sebelah aku : haah … Bla bla blaaku: Nah, ni aku nyer C902, pi main jauh-jauh.* Boleh tak…

  • Kengkang-kengkang Kangkung

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    Kaki aku sakit, sejak Sabtu. Jalan terkengkang-kengkang. Tadi aku ke tandas, ada hajat kecil, tapi makcik tukang cuci tengah bertugas. Jadi aku terkengkang menuju ke tangga dan turun ke tandas di tingkat bawah. Dalam keadaan kaki aku sakit, sejak Sabtu. Jalan terkengkang-kengkang. Sedangkan, kepada awek-awek aku, aku katakan saja, “kalau awak tak kisah saya pun…