Lizzam

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  • Dear (pseudo) Rich People

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    Those who have talked to me regarding people who does networking (for money) such as joining or running a pyramid scheme or Multi Level Marketing (MLM), would think I hate them with a passion. I have to correct that statement and explain my stand in this matter. I don’t hate them. But hate most of…

  • Hidup Umpama Roda, Kadang Di Atas, Kadang Di Bawah, Kadang Pancit

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    Pada tahun 2005, selepas kenduri kahwin seorang sahabat, seorang lagi sahabat yang sama-sama datang mengalami tayar pancit. Setengah jam jugaklah kami nak tukar tayar spare. Nasib baiklah ada pakcik ni tolong ajar macamana nak tukar tayar dengan cara yang cekap, efisien, dan bermodal insan. Harini, setengah dekad selepas insiden tersebut, giliran tayar kereta aku pulak…

  • Dear CIMB

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    Thank you for finally be able to call me. I’ve submitted my form to pay to you (you see how dedicated your customers are? We need to fill up form and wait anxiously for to pay you money) weeks ago,so i would be able to pay the last bit of my loan. I know, that…

  • Oh, This Is All Too Familiar…

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    © Dilbert

  • Skim Untuk Cepat Kaya

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    Aku ingin melancarkan satu skim. Nama dia Skim Untuk Cepat Kaya, atau singkatannya S.U.C.K. Cara dia senang je. Kepada sesiapa yang nak join,cuma perlu depositkan RM 100 ke dalam akaun aku. sungguh mudah. Sebagai pulangan,aku akan menyedekahkan sebahagian dari jumlah itu kepada masjid-masjid,dengan membeli sehelai sejadah. Bayangkan, hanya dengan RM100,anda boleh mendapat pahala membantu kawan,…

  • Gratefully Pleased

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    Someone pointed that I was a skinny freak in Uni but am more approachable and better looking now, and I am pleased. Someone pointed that Wan Mashitah Wan Ismail bore with me being a skinny freak in uni until I become more approachable and better looking now, and I am grateful. Good night, my dear.

  • The Big Bons Theory

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    After a marathon of the Big Bang Theory… After fantasizing of having a friend/neighbour like Penny and I’m Leonard… After realising that me and my friends could actually re-live the sitcom in real life… I present to you… Played by Kerol Cooper, Kaplai Hofstadter, Penny Mal, Lizzam Wolowitz, and Hazrul Koothrappali.

  • Geek & Nerdy

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    I’ve just watched an episode of The Big Bang Theory (specifically, episode 14, season 1), and a scene really made me sad. Leonard (a geek who has feelings for his neighbour Penny), had just made Penny (a beautiful, sexy blonde) mad for missing her shift, when he and his friends was moving a replica of…

  • Monday Blues is For Losers

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    I couldn’t sleep so I want to let this out of my head. A couple of weeks back a good friend of mine coined (or at least I think he did) this phrase: Monday Blues is For Losers. Immediately, it was a blast! I made a poster out of it that was downloaded and used…

  • Glass And Water

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    I’m sure by now many of us have heard the question: is the glass half full or half empty? And I’m sure the same lot knows the ‘right’ answer to this question. Just in case you haven’t heard this question before, if you answered ‘half-empty’, it means that your view of life is kind of…