Lizzam

  • When It's Hot Outside, Who Do You Call?

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    In order to help end or shorten this dry spell we Klang Yalleyians are experiencing, Farrah and I contributed our effort to help bring in some rain with our special duo combo rain-calling ceremony. Location of ceremony is however, kept hidden to evade panic.

  • Upacara Memanggil Hujan

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    Memandangkan cuaca yang panas sekarang ini, kami telah memutuskan bahawa sudah tiba masanya untuk kami berbuat sesuatu. Maka sambil diiringi oleh kru Misteri Nusantara, dan ilmu penuh di dada, kami membuat upacara memanggil hujan dalam suatu lokasi misteri..

  • Kenapa Aku Tak Tonton Filem Rempit dan Bohsia

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    Aku ada satu pengakuan: Semasa sekolah dulu aku pernah membaca novel lucah. Aku tak beli, dan aku tak ingat siapa punya, tapi memang aku pernah baca. Malah, aku pernah kena rotan kerana entah siapa yang buka loker aku dan ambil komik lucah kawan aku yang aku pegang. Aku bukan nak bercerita tentang perkara tersebut. Malah,…

  • This News Made My Day!!

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    I can’t believe how this stereotypical news can really crack me up, while making me type this in an awkward seating position. Similar to the position when I watch nuts being cracked on railings when some skaters tumble. Tuesday May 5, 2009Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of…

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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    If I could sum up this review into 1 sentence I would say this: My comic graphic novel loving friend was sleeping 3 quarter of the movie. Yes, it was that boring. And to make it worse many of the audience have gone and watched the production version of the leaked out of Fox studios before…

  • Worse Than Useless

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    What’s worse than bein useless is being useless and late.

  • Walaupun Dipaksa, Tapi Aku Ikhlas.

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    Setelah dipaksa berkali-kali oleh Hana untuk menjawab tag ini…maka aku pun terpaksa la jawab dengan ikhlas. haha.. 1. Korang berada di restoran makanan segera, tak ramai pelanggan, ada dua tiga kerat je, ramai pelayan, ada yang sedang bersembang, bergosip dan ada juga yang melayan tetamu, korang duduk di meja kosong dan ingin membuat pesanan, korang…

  • How to Handle Your Nagging Mother In Law

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    When I heard this over the radio this morning, I thought ‘Cool!’. No, seriously. While many of those who’s married have said that they just want to kill their nagging mother in law, this guy took it to the next level and beyond. Not only he tried to kill his MIL, he fired a anti-tank…

  • Benang Bukan Batang

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    Amaran: Sila berhati-hati bila menyebut ‘benang’. Ini kerana kita tidak mahu dikaitkan dengan ‘Menegakkan Batang Yang Basah’.. HaHaHa

  • A.RA.H.M.A.N.

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    Tomorrow, a Mahathir era prediction will come true. Not quite a prediction, actulally, but a nice acronym for our PMs Y.T.M Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al-HajTun Abdul Razak bin Haji Dato’ HusseinTun Hussein bin Dato’ OnnTun Dr. Mahathir MohamadDato’ Seri Abdullah Ahmad BadawiNato’ Seri Najib Tun Razak There you go. A.RA.H.M.A.N. Nice, isn’t it? I…