Lizzam

  • Made in Malaysia

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    I just received an email regarding our first National Car, Proton. I am a firm supporter of Proton since the emergence of Wira (for the record I’m driving my family’s Waja and am eyeing for my own Savvy or what I would call Kereta Gaban – referring to the car’s look from the rear, that…

  • Buli Balik: Review on the Preview

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    (DISCLAIMER: This review is more of a critic, so I’ll just be frank. It may or may not be the same as your Point of View. I’d suggest you to use this and any other review/critic as a guide and go watch it on your own.) I started to be Afdlin Shauki’s fan when he…

  • Qube Quiz

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    Q : Where can you bath, read and borrow books at the same time? A : in KL Sentral (Can any ladies out there explain to me how does the ‘library’ looks like in there?)——————————————————————————————————————-Q: Kenapa kita harus melanggani TMNet XBlocker? A: Kerana ia membazirkan wang dan merosakkan akhlak. (seen at Stesen Putra Masjid Jamek…

  • Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha

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    Headache Running Nose Aching Body Slight Fever My ex-teacher cum neighbour passed away Having to go to work on a Public Holiday Having to animate Flash in full clad Baju Melayu + Sampin. That’s how I am celebrating Aidiladha this year. Apart from that I’m still living, breathing and kicking. I am terribly grateful of…

  • Unsung Heroes

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    “Belajar rajin-rajin, dah besar nanti jadi doktor,”(“Study hard and become a doctor.”) Ever heard those sentence? Most parents instill in their children’s mind all the ambitions that they thought would be the best for their children. Nothing wrong with that. That’s far better than some parents who do not let their children to go to…

  • 1st day in school

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    Today is the 1st day in school for most Standard 1 students (excluding Orientation Day and those who started class on Sunday). Do you still remember your first day? Mine was quite uneventful. I was the kind of kid who doesn’t cry to part with my parents for 6 hours. All my siblings were. My…

  • NotPron 6-10

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    Just realized that changing font doesn’t work on my FireFox. So I’ll encode it a different way now. Level 5+x:<!– View the HTML code (CTRL+U for Firefox and View>Source on IE). There’s a comment that says “ascii is an alternative”. Google up ASCII and find the ones that have the ASCII tables. Highlight the page…

  • NotPron 1-5

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    NotPron, claimed to be the hardest puzzle over the net, is what I’m playing to fill my time right now. Essentially it’s only a series of websites and you need to find ways to go to the next site. Clues are given in many form, from directly showing the clues, to digging external files. And…

  • It's Going Down (Menurun)

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    Menurun; 5. Kemasukan roh halus ke dalam tubuh (pawang, bomoh, dll), berada dalam keadaan tidak sedar dan seterusnya dapat menghubungi makhluk-makhluk halus (bkn bomoh, pawang, dll), bersiwai (rujuk rajah 1).(sumber: Kamus Dewan Edisi Ketiga) Rajah 1 (obtained from the book “How to be a dukun in 14 days”) So if that is “menurun“, then what…

  • Aku Punya Bonggol

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    Aku Punya BonggolMy Humps——————————————————– Apa kau akan buat dengan semua itu sampah?What you gon’ do with all that junk? semua sampah itu dalam kau punya belalai? All that junk inside your trunk? Aku akan buat, buat, buat kau mabukI’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Dapat kau cinta mabuk tutup aku punya bonggol Get you…