Lizzam

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  • Gopher Broke

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    Orang tamak selalu rugi, bagai Gopher dan sayur-sayurannya…

  • Tunjuk Ajar ku Sifoo!

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    No, I’m not commenting on the Mentor show, nor am I planning to enter it. This is entirely unrelated to any entertainment media, but as a guide to graduating students. I’m still a newbie, being an employee for a year and a half. Life’s great, actually, although I’d prefer the life of a student nevertheless.…

  • My First Times #2

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    My first time… …jatuh pokok (asked by Intan) Once, in primary school, during recess, my friends and I resorted to our usual spot behind the class building under a tree. I don’t remember why, but we started climbing the tree. Somehow, that day I learnt something scientific: BATA shoes don’t have the proper grip to…

  • My First Times #1

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    My First time… …ngorat awek (asked by Intan) I can’t really be sure of the first time I really flirted. I’ve had crushes, but it remained as that. Being the nerdy thick-specks-and-a-screwdriver-in-the-pocket kid of person I dare not flirt as at first. And I don’t think that passing love letters is a way of flirting.…

  • I need your help

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    I am thinking of writing a list of “My First Times”. It’s actually just a compedium of short stories of my first time doing something. But I was dumbfounded thinking what should I write. Care to give me a list on things I (may) have done, so I can write how was my first time…

  • Would you?

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    Would you, still be beside me, if I am paralysed, and had to count on you for my every need? Would you, still be beside her, If my mother is paralysed, and had to count on you for her every need? Please my love, I need the answers.

  • Explorace

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    Oh my god…I’ve never felt this excitement watching a reality show, even when watching one by one of the Survivors (said to be the first reality tv show) being dropped, how the Fear Factor contestants fail in their quests, and when the AF contestants shed (his/hers and some of our) tears dragging that Samsonite. And…

  • I'm a bad Mom

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    When I marry, I’ll make sure my wife takes good care of the children. No, I’m not pushing away responsibilities to the other party, but I believe I’m a bad mother, and my wife should be able to do better. I’ll have the responsibility of being the (hopefully the sole) breadwinner, and to either spoil…

  • 10 Things I DEFINITELY never heard about me

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    After failing in my quest to learn about myself, Intan gave me this trivia about me, that I definitely have never heard of. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizzam! Lizzam will often glow under UV light. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Lizzam in your ear 700 times! There are six…

  • We Are What We Type

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    This, is the normal pattern of my Instant Messenger conversations nowadays. Let’s say I started off with a greeting and a question: Me : Hey ho!/Whaddayapa! / Whazzap / Apa Di atas? / Salam / Oit / BUZZ!!! / GEDEGANG!!! etc etcMe : What are you doing? / You there? / etc etc (optional)Other Guy…