Lizzam

  • Typo-Graphy

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    For those who know me, one of my favorite pastime is to take photos of typos and funny signs. No, it’s not that my England is better than everybody’s, and I’m not fussy about articles in magazines, papers, blogs, etc. My only concern is those displayed in public areas such as signs, posters, adverts. These…

  • Duck-Hen affair

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    There’s a news on Buletin Utama just now, about a hen with a duck’s feet since hatch. I’m smelling an affair here. Don’t you? ** am looking for the news or the image of the hen… will upload as soon as I got it

  • Roaches!!!

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    They can’t find a better day to clean the septic tanks! They had to chose a working day, the day that I’m in the office, to clean the septic tanks The result : Roaches infestations in the toilet!!! Imagine a toilet full of roaches, literally!!! How can I do my business like this?

  • Papa-lia

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    Me : aku mamalia, jadi badan aku panas la…Lot : ko mamalia ke?Me : Haah. Ko ape?Lot : Aku Papa-lia.. It’s hard to be serious when we never are serious.

  • Me? Midwife?

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    Sis : ***** tengah mengandung tau? (***** is carrying a baby, you know?)Me : Emm, sejak kenduri kat ***** aritu, kan? (Hmm, since the ceremony at *****, right?)Sis : eh, mana tau? (Eh, how did you know?) Somehow, I’m a bit observant when it comes to female physical appearances. A little chemical imbalance in the…

  • Microsoft Being Sarcastic

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    This article can also be read in IT-lah‘s blog. It’s funny when I read this, Microsoft is actually launching it’s current flagship product, the Microsoft Vista and Office 2007 in the pirate’s den: Lowyat Plaza. Everybody in our local IT scene knows that when you want pirated software, there’s always Lowyat. Yes, you can get…

  • Mind Your Language

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    She : BapakShe : Betul ke bapak dah berak?She : cian bapakMe : huh?She : eh silapShe : betul ke bapak dah break? Sometimes we press the Enter/Return Button too fast, eh? * a certain circle of friends, call me Bapak

  • How's My Voice?

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    Dear readers. I need your help. For those of you, who had the pleasure (depending on how you see it) of having a real-life conversation with me, can you tell me how do I speak? I intend to improve my way of speaking in 2007, if possible. I had realized that I had a rather…

  • Why I Don't Want to be a Celebrity

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    AF season is back, and so does the American Idol. From the amount of applicants, it seems like there’s a lot of people out there who want to make it big as a celebrity. And with the Reality Show like these they’re coming out of no where, like mushrooms after the rain. From this lot,…

  • My Navigation Menu

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    Somebody asked me how I did the navigation buttons on the right. Here’s a tutorial on how to exactly that.