Lizzam

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    If you could remember some time before I did a Q&A session with my dear readers (that’s you, my dear…) where you asked me 3 questions, and I answered. Due to high demand, I’m going to host another Q&A session… …but with a twist! This time, how about if I give you the oppoturnity to…

  • Sorilah, I cannot make it today….

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    I’d like to declare first and foremost that I’m not complaining about anybody in particular. It’s a general matter, and if you happen to feel related to the matter, you know who you are. Siapa makan cili dia terasa pedasnya (the chilli’s hot to those who ate it). Jangan monyet…jangan! (refer to the Sang Kancil…

  • Phishing Net

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    Okay, I’d have to admit, I’m a bit excited here. After a long period of existence, at last, some wise-crack who may have learnt or worked in marketing or sales, and knows the psychoanalytical method of human behaviour or a merely simple program made by some poor person in a not so poor country in…

  • KLIBF 2006

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    10.37am – “Perhatian, kepada sesiapa yang kehilangan anak lelaki berbaju biru, sila ke kaunter hadapan. Terima Kasih.” My Sayang was spoilt for choice of books and magazines to buy. 10.52am – “Perhatian, kepada ibubapa kepada adik Aiman, kanak-kanak lelaki berbaju biru, sila ke kaunter hadapan. Terima Kasih.” My old company, with new and old faces.…

  • Leonewshoes Da Vinci

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    Guess what? In view of the current event such as fuel price hike, and flash floods, Vinci have taken steps in introducing a footwear that’s not only low in price, have longer wear and tear period and made from materials than can dry quickly, won’t expand when wet, and can float too. As mentioned earlier,…

  • Bridge of Sovereignty

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    Amongst the criterias of a Country being a country is having a working and legit Government and piece of land, with borders and all. Not one of the criterias lists a country must have a bridge, especially a straight one. So what the hell are we contemplating giving away our sands (the size of Singapore…

  • Not Weird, Just Unique…

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    I’ve been tagged by Nina to disclose 7 weird habits I have. I don’t know much about answering it. I do feel I’m weird, but upon answering this, I got the feeling that I’m just as normal as everybody else. And since everybody who’s normal are also unique, as unique as the abnormal ones, it…

  • Lord of the Photoshoppers: The Two Pixels

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    *this is a sequel to War of the Photoshoppers. “One Software to Rule Them All. One Software to Find Them. One Software to Bring Them All and In The Blogosphere Bind Them.” After the Master Lizzie’s last attack, Darth Kaplye did not lay low long enough… …but little did he know Master Lizzie did have…

  • Weekly Top 40, Bluqube style

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    We Be Burning40 so you’d better Shake It Off39. Seriously, between You and Me38, If It’s Love That You Want37, we got to maintain the Temperature36. Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been35, especially My Humps34. I live a Luxurious33 life, despite the Rush32 and the fuel price hike. So i’ll just lay low Right…

  • Redundant Repetition

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    Aznil Hj Nawawi won Anugerah Pengacara Popular, Again. Saiful Apek won Anugerah Pelakon Komedi Popular, Again. Mawi won another award chosen by the fans, Again. Gossipping on Siti Nurhaliza’s future husband, Again. Fuel Price goes up, Again. Rakyat throws a tantrum, Again. Kerajaan consoles Rakyat with explanations, Again. NEAC, writes the same stuff, changing the…